critic reviews*
Assassin magazine
“ARTISTS IN AGONY is a revolutionary masterpiece, now PLEASE UNTIE ME!”
ballistic blitz
“ARTISTS IN AGONY is a funny and revealing testament to the banal pursuit of underground fame in a world of violence, vanity, and other words that start with v!”
killshot KINKDOM
“98 minutes that I’ll never get back!”
rOCKSTAR rEVUE
“Perverse, insightful and hilarious, ARTISTS IN AGONY, grabs you by the collar, takes you out for a sumptuous seafood dinner, and despite saying they had a good time never calls you back.”
Deadly menace
“It’s a hit! Literally. A bullet in the face…of laughter!”
thE wOLF’S dEN
“A delightful portrait of gun toting maniacs leaving a wake of bodies that truly shows how America is so painfully American.”
director’s mom
“ARTISTS IN AGONY is so violent, why can’t you make happy stories? I thought I raised you better.”
tHE cRAFT WITH DAN DANGER
“A wonderful unflinching referendum on violence in contemporary life and how it’s stupid.”
*Critics may or may not be real